Quimdussced is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent warg.

Quimdussced created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Quimdussced, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimdussced, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quimdussced's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Quimdussced's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four otters approach from the west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the south.