Zenbellhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able fly.

Zenbellhog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbellhog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zenbellhog, she will come to you in dreams.

Zenbellhog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zenbellhog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Zenbellhog on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always wear white.

5. You must love Zenbellhog.