Quamtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident swallow.

Quamtetti created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamtetti, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quamtetti, she will destroy your home solar system.

Quamtetti's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quamtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Always obey Quamtetti's priests.

4. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.