Dabtettidod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty human.

Dabtettidod created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabtettidod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dabtettidod, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dabtettidod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dabtettidod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.