Veenquillcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident salamander.

Veenquillcep created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenquillcep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Veenquillcep, it will turn you into a duck.

Veenquillcep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Veenquillcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Worship no other gods but Veenquillcep.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear blue shirts.