Nilpopdub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest unicorn.

Nilpopdub created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilpopdub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilpopdub, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilpopdub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nilpopdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

2. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.