Dubrillvog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering porpoise.

Dubrillvog created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubrillvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubrillvog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dubrillvog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dubrillvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dubrillvog on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed peas to frogs while wearing red shirts.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always obey Dubrillvog's priests.
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