Vedbadbif is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind mouse.

Vedbadbif created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedbadbif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedbadbif, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vedbadbif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vedbadbif's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.