Pangappbog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying frog.

Pangappbog created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangappbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangappbog, he will turn you into a worm.

Pangappbog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pangappbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.