Mabfubpanggov is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered tapir.

Mabfubpanggov created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Mabfubpanggov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mabfubpanggov, she will not care at all.

Mabfubpanggov's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mabfubpanggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.