Liggunort is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able cow.

Liggunort created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Liggunort, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liggunort, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Liggunort's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Liggunort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.