Wadappnill is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful goose.

Wadappnill created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadappnill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadappnill, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wadappnill's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wadappnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never write about cell theory.