Sanlag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sanlag created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanlag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanlag, he will manifest in front of you.

Sanlag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near seals.

2. Never wear green trousers.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. You must love Sanlag.