Dimhivgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring gorilla.

Dimhivgov created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimhivgov, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimhivgov, she will destroy your home planet.

Dimhivgov's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dimhivgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Dimhivgov loves seals, so they must be respected.