Sabsugpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful fox.

Sabsugpit created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabsugpit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabsugpit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sabsugpit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sabsugpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.