Huddissflow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable crab.

Huddissflow created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddissflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Huddissflow, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Huddissflow's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Huddissflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never mention dolphins.