Staflunmil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Staflunmil created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Staflunmil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Staflunmil, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Staflunmil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Staflunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear cyan shirts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about galaxies.