Fadhundudcadhabmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful dryad.

Fadhundudcadhabmut created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadhundudcadhabmut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadhundudcadhabmut, she will manifest in front of you.

Fadhundudcadhabmut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fadhundudcadhabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed parsnips to great tits while wearing cyan hats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Worship no other gods but Fadhundudcadhabmut.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.