Babspagget is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless chinchilla.

Babspagget created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babspagget, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Babspagget, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babspagget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Babspagget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.