Kombigfad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty goat.

Kombigfad created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombigfad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kombigfad, he will turn you into a goat.

Kombigfad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kombigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kombigfad.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.