Hinbadflab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciful slug.

Hinbadflab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbadflab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinbadflab, he will send you a sign.

Hinbadflab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hinbadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Fast once a month.