Cadnabyak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless fairy.

Cadnabyak created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnabyak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadnabyak, it will make you grow a tail.

Cadnabyak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cadnabyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green hats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not take Cadnabyak's name in vain.