Citgubpog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent toad.

Citgubpog created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citgubpog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Citgubpog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Citgubpog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Citgubpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Put Citgubpog first in all things.