Spagaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous fish.

Spagaf created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagaf, it will come to you in dreams.

Spagaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Spagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never think about gravity.