Tettilanlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome jackal.

Tettilanlig created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettilanlig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tettilanlig, she will not invite you to parties.

Tettilanlig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tettilanlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettilanlig.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never mention horses.