Bonlapflis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain alligator.

Bonlapflis created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlapflis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonlapflis, he will be very unhappy.

Bonlapflis' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bonlapflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.