Fotbomvagcun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring camel.

Fotbomvagcun created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Fotbomvagcun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotbomvagcun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fotbomvagcun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fotbomvagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near great tits.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if five snails approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Fotbomvagcun nine times a day.

5. Do not eat figs.