Mumnakhon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong fish.

Mumnakhon created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnakhon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumnakhon, he will ignore you.

Mumnakhon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mumnakhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green jumpers.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never jump in holy places.