Tantonkmat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering hyena.

Tantonkmat created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tantonkmat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tantonkmat, it will not care at all.

Tantonkmat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tantonkmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. You must love Tantonkmat.