Targmatdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing yak.

Targmatdoss created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targmatdoss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Targmatdoss, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Targmatdoss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Targmatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Targmatdoss loves otters, so they must be respected.