Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain rhinoceros.

Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan, he will send you a sign.

Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Xucsaghan Goddobnillhan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.