Jongebgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless hummingbird.

Jongebgar created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Jongebgar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jongebgar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jongebgar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jongebgar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.