Sishasgad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm penguin.

Sishasgad created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sishasgad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sishasgad, he will turn you into a duck.

Sishasgad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sishasgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.