Kincatyab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying gnu.

Kincatyab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kincatyab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kincatyab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kincatyab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kincatyab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always help sick great tits.