Faslisthas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical donkey.

Faslisthas created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faslisthas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Faslisthas, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Faslisthas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Faslisthas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never feed coconuts to whales while wearing yellow ear rings.