Disscidmif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful chinchilla.

Disscidmif created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscidmif, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Disscidmif, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Disscidmif's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Disscidmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never feed carrots to great tits while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Put Disscidmif first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.