Gessrowcep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong ferret.

Gessrowcep created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessrowcep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessrowcep, he will ignore you.

Gessrowcep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gessrowcep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gessrowcep on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessrowcep.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.