Taldubfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering coyote.

Taldubfud created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldubfud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taldubfud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Taldubfud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Taldubfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.