Jinfatbud is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent troll.

Jinfatbud created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfatbud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jinfatbud, she will turn you into a tree.

Jinfatbud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jinfatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Jinfatbud.

5. Do not laugh in public.