Henlinzin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing deer.

Henlinzin created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlinzin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Henlinzin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Henlinzin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Henlinzin's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henlinzin.