Butjipbig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident goose.

Butjipbig created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butjipbig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butjipbig, it will manifest in front of you.

Butjipbig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butjipbig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.