Nabtabpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet shrew.

Nabtabpang created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabtabpang, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nabtabpang, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nabtabpang's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nabtabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nabtabpang on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.