Fubvagcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage faun.

Fubvagcut created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubvagcut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubvagcut, it will turn you into a rat.

Fubvagcut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fubvagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Fubvagcut loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.