Janfarhot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive dugong.

Janfarhot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Janfarhot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Janfarhot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Janfarhot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Janfarhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never eat green fruit.