Citdogwadfag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest guinea pig.

Citdogwadfag created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citdogwadfag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citdogwadfag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Citdogwadfag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Citdogwadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.