Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud gorilla.

Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbarnnur Dudgetcud.