Tamflagdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient mongoose.

Tamflagdoss created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamflagdoss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tamflagdoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tamflagdoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tamflagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Tamflagdoss' priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tamflagdoss.