Afgoffub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic fairy.

Afgoffub created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afgoffub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Afgoffub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Afgoffub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Afgoffub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never wear magenta stockings.

5. Always help birds.