Lunmifdum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, caring capybara.

Lunmifdum created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunmifdum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunmifdum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lunmifdum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lunmifdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always help sick manatees.