Milbisshan Yimmiffag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing guinea pig.

Milbisshan Yimmiffag created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbisshan Yimmiffag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milbisshan Yimmiffag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Milbisshan Yimmiffag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Milbisshan Yimmiffag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Milbisshan Yimmiffag's priests.

5. Never think about galaxies.